Panda Express: Long Line; Moves Fast

I understand that Panda Express is not Japanese but China and Japan are close enough together geographically, that I think I can get away with making my homage to this Chinese fast food chain strictly in Japanese Haiku. (5-7-5 Syllables.)

Beijing Beef, Beijing

I eat it all the time- love

Chopsticks, chopsticks, love

I bring it to class

It makes the room smell like food

Everyone gets mad

Some people don’t mind

Lauren Tracey Doesn’t Mind

Tim asks, “What is that?”

(That's a lie.)

I eat half of it

I want to eat it later

Refrigerator

Chopsticks chopsticks eat

I like to use chopsticks, yum

Chopsticks chopsticks love

Samples, samples yum

They like to give samples out

But I don’t like shrimp

Pepsi, Pepsi hate

Pepsi products are no fun

They only serve that

Because of that shit

I never get soda there

Pepsi, Pepsi hate

Love Panda Express

I can’t get enough of it

Panda Express Love

(**If possible, comments should be in Haiku)